Newage Narcissist 

A spiritual person with a profound sense of entitlement. They claim to be down-to-earth, eager to share their gifts, but are really looking to gain notarity, free shit, are extremely vain and talk about how spiritual they are non-stop.

Wow! That sound bath teacher couldn’t stop talking about herself and talked about wanted to find a millionaire boyfriend. She’s such a newage narcissist!

Newage Narcissist by BBXB April 8, 2019

Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...

The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

Narcoleptic narcissist by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021

obese narcissist 

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

obese narcissist by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

car-window narcissist 

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

car-window narcissist by kayanker January 13, 2011

Not A Narcissist 

The person who understands the fact that time is completely perspective based, not relative.

I am not a narcissist.

Not A Narcissist by DictionaryOfTheFish April 21, 2021

Narcissist 

Donald Trump

The Donald Trump believes his own lies and narcissist bullshit and thinks others do as well.

Narcissist by Coquetta August 27, 2017

narcisissdick

This refers to when the ego revolves around one's penis.

No sir, I was not staring at your crotch. Stop being so narcisissdick!

narcisissdick by kevbin September 16, 2013