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Internet Muscles

When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!

Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009
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muscle car

The best cars in history. Started in the greatest city ever, Detroit. When put against pussies like british, german or any other european cars, the muscle car will beat the shit out of it. V-8, CID, Detroit Muscle, bitch. V-12's with cylinders the size of quarters? NO!
Gumba Gumba is a douchebag, retard because he doesn't know shit about real cars, muscle cars.

Again, Gumba Gumba is a douche because he said that "the chassis will typically crumple in any accident" Uh, not really jackass, it's called steel, which is something called strong.

My T/A can tear the shit out of that fag's gay BMW.

I remember the good ol days when if someone wasn't driving a muscle car, you'd shoot them.
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
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mirror muscles

The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
by Robertito August 4, 2012
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Mario Muscle

The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
That kid games a lot, he prolly has a huge mario muscle
by Brad S. February 7, 2005
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Rejection muscle

A married mans nickname for his wifes vagina.
Harry "I tried to score a root from the wife last night but I lucked out"

Joe "What happened"

Harry "She flexed her rejection muscle at me"
by Bigpeteoz December 14, 2009
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Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.
There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today
by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
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Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.
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