asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021

Mexi Mumble

When a person smokes too many "mexis," and begins to converse with the people around him/her, unknowingly speaking a collaboration of past dreams, experiences, or just straight random non sense. Absolutely nothing this person says makes any sense. The only thing this person needs to do is stop smoking so much to get back to a normal level in which the average person can actually understand what they are trying to say.

Only a person who has attained the same level of high, is able to understand what that person is attempting to say. Other people will perceive this "conversation" as evidence that they are either too high or need to be admitted into the looney bin.

Either way, they sound like rambling buffoons on drugs. Everyone agrees, including them.

Person 1: Can I buy your truck for a can of tuna socks yesterday?

Person 2: Oh, shit. No one let Carl hit it again, he's got that Mexi Mumble bullshit going again. He's cut off!

by Maui_Momma13 July 2, 2022

Booty Mumbler

A Booty Mumbler is slang in the mid-2000's for a thug living in the hood that snitches to their fellow thug crewmembers.

"This homie a real Booty Mumbler breh, he be snitching on me on da opps."

by Pingrett July 30, 2022

Serial mumbler

( N.) A person who habitually mumbles or speaks so quietly that their words are unintelligible about 75% of the time.

Barista: Can I get your name for the order?
Sam: mumbles
Barista: Sorry, what?
Sam: Oh… I’m a serial mumbler. It’s Sam.

by Tmk2025 September 1, 2025