Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.
Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.
by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022
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ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.
by Gobylo June 1, 2018
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.
When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.
by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006
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buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action
This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!
by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006
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Marissa Mule

One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.
Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel
by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008
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