moof

A person who is so dumb that they probably fuck farm animals to get action (i.e. MOO Fucker)

dude, that guy's such a fuckin' moof.

by 12 inches December 2, 2007

Moof

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

by Trufs February 17, 2009

moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.

Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?

by dj_monged August 16, 2004

moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.

Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof

by l33tb34r 0|= d347|-| & |)()()/\/\!!!11 August 20, 2004

Moofy

Fatty Fuck Yeah.

did you see what alex jones was wearing? she looked like a moofy.

by Hogwartz5r3 May 24, 2010

Moof

Hatty Carver

Hatty Carver is a moof.

by NotAMoof December 17, 2012

Mroop

originally a muddy hula hoop, mroop has become a colloqiualism for doing a ridiculous activity very well.

Wow, you really mroop at juggling chainsaws.

by Britstopher December 13, 2008