directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.
Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.
by Susurrus Waking May 01, 2022
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proxy-moron

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1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.

2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.
I'm not a moron, I'm a proxy-moron
by Ajax the hack January 05, 2011
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SS Moronic

A huge passenger-ship that was destroyed by fire in Toronto Harbor in September 1949, largely due to its stupid-a** design that used flammable materials throughout and had a poorly-engineered layout which practically guaranteed widespread devastation in the event of fire.
The burning of the SS Moronic was a serious "wake-up call" to future designers for constructing safer ships.
by QuacksO March 09, 2019
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Monkey Moron

Used to define individuals who are displaying primate behavior. Usually applied to people with the name Ashton.
Ashton, you're being a real Monkey Moron right about now!
by Execton March 22, 2022
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Thinking Moron

A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023
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Moronic Dissonance

When someone is so incredibly stupid that it causes you mental pain.
Her failure to grasp what is really going on in the world is causing me a lot of moronic dissonance.
by SoothsayerNeo June 27, 2021
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