Marissa Horsey

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!

"look ris, its russel"

by Mike April 20, 2005

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morisa

Someone with a fat booty and a caring heart. Morisa has a hard personality to get through but when you get through the reward is worth it. Also great head game.

I found a new girl but she’s a Morisa

by Johhniieee December 5, 2020

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One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.

Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel

by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008

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Marissa

A girl whose beautiful and she has the best looking eyes and she has the best smile her breathe always smells amazing her teeth are so bright that it blinds the world she is a keeper and she won’t ever hurt you and if she does she will do anything to make it up she is a girl who makes other guys have their jaw on the floor she has the heart of gold and she has the mind of Albert Einstein she is the most perfect girl in the whole world and no one would ask for a different girl because she is so good to you she makes you feel like a teenager in love again she makes you feel like a kid when they get a piece of candy from the store she has the vocabulary of Shakespeare and she has the voice like Martin Luther king and she will always make you smile even through the shitty times and she will make you feel warm inside when she tells you that she loves you no one else is better then marissa ....

Josh: dude marissa is so fine

Derick: that’s my girlfriend bruh ....she is hot as fuck tho

by Derick v October 19, 2018

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The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

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