A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
You have insomnia
Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
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Get the Morning Cookies mug.The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
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1. When Theresa and I had such crazy sex that she fell asleep last night, I decided to wake her up this morning with a Morning glow.
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
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2) I woke up good mooding this morning and it feels amaaaazing.
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