paper cuts from money

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020

Yeti Money

Yeti Money: Someone who is rich or is feeling rich has Yeti Money. A reference to having enough money to purchase a costly Yeti brand cooler.

Damn, check them out, they got that Yeti Money.

I just came up on some cash, feel like I got that Yeti Money.
Man, I cant afford that, its not like I have that Yeti Money

by M. Wolly June 12, 2019

Dr. John Money

The father of modern gender theory. This LGBTbullshit is derived from his work. Not surprisingly, he was a pedohile. Looks up what he did to the Reimer twins.

"If I were to see the case of a boy aged ten or eleven who's intensely erotically attracted toward a man in his twenties or thirties, if the relationship is totally mutual, and the bonding is genuinely totally mutual ... then I would not call it pathological in any way."

-Dr. John Money

by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

Gas Money

A few extra dollars you pay your drug dealer to get to you faster.

Can you be here in 20 min if I throw you some gas money?

by Noah98 November 10, 2018

money belt

A belt worn by tourists to protect their money from pickpockets.

Did you see Kathryn in that money belt? She was smokin' hot!!!

by mvhammer September 4, 2007

mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.

Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night

by Rubber-can February 19, 2009

good ass money

A phrase David uses that has no numerical value, after several inquiries David will still not disclose how much "good ass money" actually is.

"Dude it doesn't matter dude, he's still gonna be making good ass money."

"What the hell is good ass money?"

"Yeah I'll finally be making that good ass money!"

by Billy8686 November 19, 2013