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iron maiden

The greatest band ever to grace the universe. they are the only thing i listen to, literally. i worship them. they are my gods, monarchy and family all at once. Their songs fill me with happiness and joy. if i get the chance to hypnotise the world, im gonna make EVERYONE worship them. their best song, in my opinion, is all of them. there is no such thing as a bad iron maiden song, as a matter of fact there is nothing bad about iron maiden.
man: who is iron maiden?
me: my gods!
by iron maiden worshiper May 13, 2005
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emo maiden

A term unique to only one person; the person who originally wrote the "emo maiden" definition. Apparently inspired by Iron Maiden's vocalist Bruce Dickinson's tendency to hold high notes in a manner that can be compared to prolonged whining.
I believe Iron Maiden started the emo trend and I call the band "Emo Maiden" because I have very little knowledge of music history.
by Marcus Solomon September 12, 2007
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iron maiden

The worlds best ever band, keep linkin park, greenday and girls aloud. Iron Maiden are so good that they dwarf even Motorhead and Metallica.
If you want to listen to a really good song go to HMV now and pick up any Iron Maiden Album. take it home bung it in your CD player and then enjoy the worlds best band.

Also, the reason the zombie is called eddie is very simple. In the garage that the band originally practiced in their was a halloween mask on the wall that was named "Ed the Head" this got turned into Eddie, who was given a body for the album cover and then became the bands mascot.
Iron Maiden kick so much ass that after listening to them you want to put your foot through something, the sole reason i took up my Bass guitar was just so that I could be like Steve Harris (who I idolise so much) I don't go a single day without listening to one of their songs.
by Stevo November 5, 2004
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meter maid

The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008
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iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.
by true October 9, 2003
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Iron Maiden

1) A spell casted in Diablo 2 which returns all the damage a creature inflicts to it.
2) A kickass metal band
1) Shit, this guy has iron maiden maxed out, if I hit him I'll die!
2) Iron Maiden ROCKS, dude.
by Ice January 5, 2004
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