Minute

Might be 20 minutes, 5 minutes or a week or a year... but rarely really just one minute...

I haven't felt so alive in a minute... but i do now..

by Amberlynn Drake May 25, 2014

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

Mitt Mop

The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.

Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.

by mittlord89 November 30, 2009

Mittiot

Mittiot (n.)

1. A Mitt Romney Supporter
2. One that believes replacing Barack Obama with Mitt Romney will make a substantial change in American governance.
3. A foolish or stupid person.
4. A rube or unsophisticated person.

"My neighbor is gonna vote for Mitt Romney. What a Mittiot."

"I Love Romney and I'm a Mittiot."

"Johnson in QC is a Romney supporter, but around the office we just call him a Mittiot."

by Blondygirl November 5, 2012

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

22 Minute Hate

1. Half hour program, less commercials, devoted to sewing and cultivating political outrage, e.g as common on talk radio.

Derived from the Two Minute Hate in George Orwell's 1984.

2. Fox News.

A: My roommate just got cable and I saw Fox News for the first time...no wonder politics has gotten so rabid....

B: Yeah, since Obama won it's been wall-to-wall 22 Minute Hate.

by ultrarad November 11, 2009

McIlwain Minute

Similar in nature to a Mexican Minute, it indicates a lack of urgency or a tendency to show up at ones own leisure, with little regard for others time.

Nick arranged a game of FIFA to start at 9:35pm, however didn't show up untl 9:50. The length of time that passed before he showed up is a McIlwain Minute.

by Scottiro May 5, 2010