Minion

Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.

Toys R Us: 50% off Minion Plushies!
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

Minon

Minon: A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much.

She got Minon by chewing too much.

by Spazyboy57 October 29, 2018

Minion

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Naty: minion feliz : )

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by Naye February 22, 2019

Minion Food

Another word for Speed, Whizz, Phetamine

“Aw your mum eats pure minion food”
“Coke or minion food mate?”

by sniffsquick101 September 13, 2020

Minions

I hate them

Minions suck

by Rainbow_giraffe4411 September 26, 2020

Minionism

The school of thought that writing movies for children requires no effort; named for the infamous 'Despicable Me' film series. Films made under the principals of Minionism typically are poorly written, very derivative, sloppily animated/filmed, and/or overblown with dated pop culture references.

"I was thinking of renting 'Ugly Dolls' for my little cousins."
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"

by Dr. Showman October 12, 2020

Minions

creatures that prove only on quoating a person.

Minions quote my raps..

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020