Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

midnight express

The trains that return to the depot at the end of the night without making any stops to pick up passengers.

I thought there weren't any trains left at this hour, but we're in luck-- here comes one now! Oh fuck it's just the midnight express, god dammit!

by Douglas Young January 26, 2008

20/20 hindsight

perfect foresight of what has already happened

Howard said that he knew that there would be an attempted assassination. Such knowledge is a good example of of 20/20 hindsight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008

Midnight Rider

Someone who hides in the shadows in what is an ultimately futile attempt to avoid having their shame, insecurities, and fears (inner “demons”) brought into the light of awareness, where they cannot be sustained.

Hey Bob, could you be a sport and go tell that Midnight Rider that, sooner or later, God will cut him down? He sure has been running on for a long time!

by Herb And Pictionary June 9, 2018

midnight

Noun.
1. 12 am
2. All-out nuclear war: The nuclear clock shows how close or far away we are from nuclear war, midnight is the point where both the us and russia and any other country launches nuclear weapons.

1. Damn, it's past midnight. I have to be to work in the morning.
2. In the 50's we came within 3 minutes of midnight. Scary...

by Pepsi X-treme August 27, 2005

Midnight Sun

A failed writing exercise of Stephenie Meyer's. In an attempt to prove wrong the critics who claimed she could not write a less imaginative and original book than Twilight and because she ran out of ideas for 'new' stories and she wanted to squeeze every last drop of money out of the Twilight franchise, Meyer decided to simply rewrite the original book from a different point of view, hiding her greed and lack of originality by calling it a 'character development' exercise which 'got out of hand'. This of course is false as it implies that Edward Cullen, the one-dimensional protagonist of this exercise, has a character to be developed.

The exercise was abandoned when an incomplete draft was leaked and, tragically, Meyer felt it was too 'huge a violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being' to continue. Read: she realised there was no money left in it. Some people contend that the readers of the Twilight franchise are so mentally retarded they would have bought copies anyway.

Meyer claimed Midnight Sun 'adds a new dimension to the Twilight story'. Considering how one-dimensional the original tale is you'd think this was achievable, but apparently not for her..

by spacer_ June 16, 2010

Midnight

An african american which is so dark that it cannot be seen during the night.

Wesley Snipes is some kind of midnight nig.

That midnight stole my t.v. while i was watching it.

by Shit on my dick October 25, 2006