The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 23, 2023
-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.
-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.
-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.
-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014
When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016
Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.
"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013
When a woman, who by day is strong and independent, becomes a drunken degenerate who folds herself up like a pretzel to lure in sexual partners.
Victoria; where did your mate get to last night?
Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"
Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"
by awb1809 July 08, 2020
by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy January 11, 2007
Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.
by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014