sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

mycroscopy

the use of a microscope in the science of mycology; to veiw mycological details under a microscope

I realized my initial identification of the fungus was incorrect when i performed mycroscopy on the specimen.

by paducahovoids November 28, 2012

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 years old and 4kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

Microsoft

(Adjective) used to describe something minuscule size and simultaneous softness.

Yeah I heard Justin has a Microsoft dick...

Hot mom though

by Gunit300 January 20, 2017