Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

Melon Time

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.

It's Harry Potter Melon Time!

by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011

Crème of Melon

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017

"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"

by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017

Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

musk melon

knight's sweaty fox tits

slap them musk melons on the dog

by hidad June 19, 2016

melon juice

Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.

1:how did last night go?

2:dude! i ran out of viagra!

1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!

by revealthesensuality April 4, 2009