Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020

Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone

max is the best

by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020

Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.

girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol

by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019

Max

That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?

Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by OhLordICannotDoThisSaveMeJesus August 5, 2019

Max

one who is a xan addict who no speak English, also is some ass at cartoon strike

did you hear about the boi who is a can addict, what a max

by jamie42 February 16, 2018