Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Sexy Manbeast

A spanish ogre who sings and plays the guitar.

For best results to create such an unbelievably sexy creature, combine:
Antonio Banderas,
a green apple skin,
a gorilla,
Eddie Murphy,
Paul McCartney
and Tom Dron.

nahh he's got nothin on the sexy manbeast.

by zed95 June 29, 2010

manbeast

a man who is very good in bed

god, i bet he's a manbeast!

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

mangle

1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."
2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.

David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.

by Randy Asakura April 22, 2004

manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

by 429mustang January 12, 2009

Manblushing

When real men start to feel over happy but are too manly to actually blush

Bro, this girl told me she liked it when i touched her butt, and i started manblushing.

by iminlovewithaderp June 15, 2011

manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy

e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast

by Freddina April 30, 2008