malp

(v.) to shoot water out of one's during the course of laughing ridiculously hard while unknowingly creating a word

Kellyn malped when she realized she misspelled 'lamp'.

by atticus ender September 18, 2007

Malty

When a person becomes so aroused, they literally foam either vaginal or pre-seminal fluid from their sexual organs.

Did you see that girl dancing with me last night? She was so malty my trousers are still wet!

That guy is so malty I can't tell which stains on his jeans are part of the design!

by mcmalty March 24, 2012

Malaysia

Malaysia is probably the single most amazing person you will ever meet. She has a literal heart of gold, and she cares about other more than she cares about herself. She’ll do anything she can to help another person in need. Albeit this is really nice, it sadly makes her not able to see how wonderful she actually is. Malaysia is absolutely beautiful, she's seriously just jaw-dropping. She lights up every room she’s in. She stuck out from the other girls like a rose in a field of weeds. She has the prettiest, most joy-inducing smile you’ll ever see. It’s enough to make someone’s day immeasurably happy, no matter how bad it was prior. Her eyes are reminiscent of the most beautiful, warm sunrise. You could just stare into them for hours, they’re so deep and innocent. She has a wonderfully quirky and funny sense of humor, enough to make nearly anyone laugh. Malaysia has a bunch of hella cute mannerisms that all make her the adorable person she is. The s/o of Malaysia is quite possibly the luckiest man alive, and he’ll protect her and love her forever and ever.

Person 1: “Oh hey, there’s Malaysia.”
Person 2: “Wow, she’s beautiful. I’ve also heard she’s extremely kind.”
Boyfriend of Malaysia: “Hey, that’s true, but chill. She’s mine”

by Jadonarey September 14, 2019

malcy

To type your password into an open IRC channel, so that the world now knows what your password is.

Dude! The new guy malcy'd his password again just now. That's like three times this week.

by mauvedeity January 20, 2009

malpassicistic

An unhealthy obsession with all things mal
Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the best.

I changed my profile pic to malpass

-- you're so malpassicistic

by malpasslover1111 April 13, 2009

Malaysian Racehorse

A girl lies on her back while the man sits on her chest, rapidly titty fucking her until he reaches his finish line.

Her tits were just big enough for me to Malaysian Racehorse her

by fastfuckingdemonwithabigcock July 18, 2011

Maliyan

SUPER HAWTIE WITH A BODY. is be a great swimmer, best at backstroke. gets quite nervous around guys, but when they get to know her they love her. She loves Ellie Green a lot.

"did you hear Maliyan finally talked to Yousef?"

by 12I48Q3I4UJRA;KJ January 1, 2012