Malex

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One of the Kings of FA! Aka Malex

by Fa Community Rank December 15, 2024

Malex

One of the Kings of FA! Respect randys

One of the Kings of FA Aka Malex

by Fa Community Rank December 15, 2024

dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

by danull16 April 21, 2009

O'Malleyed

A random act of violence on an unexpecting person which results in bodily harm

Dan didn't know it but he was about to be O'Malleyed

by Tim Conlin August 17, 2016

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

4 Mallets

4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.

Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.

Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!

by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019