maltar

to get a girl drunk so u can do her, but only after moran banged her

he's planning to maltar her after prom

by iopklty May 8, 2005

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

malarious

A form of the adjective 'hilarious'.

To be used when someone you dislike catches a serious, lifethreatening disease.

Guy 1 - I heard on the news that that Cheryl Cole bitch is seriously ill
Guy 2 - Damn Straight. That hoe is Malarious!!

by malarious November 17, 2010

Malarious

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

by Paul November 4, 2003

Mallard

Word hailing from Dingwall, Highlands of Scotland meaning Pub/Bar. It is usually used in reference to you where abouts or the activity you were participating in. Another term might be 'absolute blazin' drunk.'

Mother: Hey, gudgie, where were you last night?
Son: Down the Mallard.

Hannah: OMG did you see that minker?!?
Sophie: Aye! He looks like he's been down the mallard!

Gudgie: Mallard!

by Sop May 21, 2013

maharism

a religion promoting the works of living life to the fullest and dealing with no shenanigans except if they are ridiculous and provide good stories.

"No, I don't do church or synagogue. I practice maharism. Livin life and lovin it."

by Jimbofransheehanmatthews February 8, 2009

mahari

A really hot girl who pulls hoes with her ho ho ho looking ass she hits on guys and has 29 diffrent boy friends

Stop being a mahari.

by Claire Conwell May 22, 2017