maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"

Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer

by whowantslobster October 5, 2010

Iron Maiden

The Kings of Metal... Metallica began WAY after Maiden. The original Iron Maiden formed in 1976!!! Metallica are NOTHING compared to the might of Iron Maiden!!1

Did you see the way IRON MAIDEN never get the credit the most talented, fantastic band ever deserve???

Did you see IRON MAIDEN live??? Didn't they just kick soooo much ass???

Plenty of men would turn gay to have sex with Gods like IRON MAIDEN

by Dave Murray's willing vassal January 28, 2004

iron maiden

Gods with guitars (And drums). If you haven't heard of them, get the songs '2 Minutes To Midnight', Aces High, Hallowed Be Thy Name, The Number Of The Beast, Powerslave, and go on from there.

Seriously, these guys kick ass.

If you haven't heard of Iron Maiden you don't deserve to live.

by Hooligan May 8, 2004

Iron maiden

The most kickass metal band ever. Dispite many lineup changes, they still rock from their first album in 1980 to The Dance of death album (2003) They have inspired all 1985+ Heavy metal/death metal bands. Influenced mainly by Judas Preist their music has a style like none other. The current lineup is:
Bruce dickinson - vocals
Dave murray - guitar
Adrian smith - guitar
Janick gers - guitar
Steve harris - bassist
Nicko mcBrain - Drummer

Iron maiden have dominated the charts since they have been around. Never have maiden. Iron maiden have the best fans, best bandmembers and Sound AMAZING live.

Check out www.ironmaiden.com

Try hard iron maiden fan : I have 4 iron maiden albums.
Proper iron maiden fan : I have them all.
Up the irons

by Me October 8, 2004

maiden tag

someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status

trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.

by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007

iron maiden

An extremely influential British metal band who got started as part of the NWOBHM. Largely owe their style to Judas Priest, but put their own spin on the form of metal that Priest established. Influenced a ridiculous amount of metal bands, and still going today. Basically one of those bands that is mandatory for metalheads.

"IRON MAIDEN'S GONNA GET AAAAAALLL OF YOU!"
-Bruce Dickinson

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

yarmouth maine

a suburb of portland, located on the coast, victorian homes, many churches, pleasant main street, green park, clean rivers, delorme map company (world's largest rotating globe), great schools, good athletics (frequent state champions in lacrosse, soccer, hockey), over sexed teens, home to the most popular festival in maine; the clam festival, maine's premium pagan ritual. swimming at the cousins isle beach is chic, boozing on the islands is a constant, marijuana is popular. arguably the best town to live in maine with a small population, great schools, good athletics, excellent location, low crime rate, no meth, little snobbery and a surplus of attractive people.

"there is too much meth and poop in this town, we should move to a town like yarmouth maine, where the women are hour-glassed shaped and the men leave the sleeves on their shirts"

by bobby knewport February 9, 2007