could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 14, 2018

kiss my ass

1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.

1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.

by gregarious July 29, 2008

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 14, 2020

6 Big black dudes in my ass

The art of getting your ass dominated by 6 black dudes

Bill:I got 6 big black dudes in my ass last night

Bob: cool

by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021

Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 3, 2019

eat my ass

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

by khalid June 11, 2004