Skip to main content

muscle car

A type of high-performance vehicle.
Contrary to popular belief, the first muscle car was not the Pontiac GTO, but the Chevrolet Impala SS 409, introduced in 1962. The GTO, however, started the muscle car revolution upon its launch in 1964. Most muscle cars were simply spiced-up versions of other, more ordinary models. Most muscle cars were mid-sized. The Ford Mustang introduced a more compact-sized type of muscle car called the pony car, or "pocket msucle car."
The muscle car era ended in the 70s due to increased safety standards(goddamned Ralph Nader!), increased emission standards(goddamned EPA!), and the 1973-1974 Middle East oil embargo(goddamned Arabs!). The Ford Mustang, Chevrolet Camaro, and Pontiac Firebird/Trans Am pony cars survived, albeit in a watered-down state.
In the 1980s, muscle cars began making a comeback that continues to this day.
The Pontiac Tempest was an ordinary car, but installing a high-performance engine made it a muscle car.
mugGet the muscle carmug.

muscle car

The best cars in history. Started in the greatest city ever, Detroit. When put against pussies like british, german or any other european cars, the muscle car will beat the shit out of it. V-8, CID, Detroit Muscle, bitch. V-12's with cylinders the size of quarters? NO!
Gumba Gumba is a douchebag, retard because he doesn't know shit about real cars, muscle cars.

Again, Gumba Gumba is a douche because he said that "the chassis will typically crumple in any accident" Uh, not really jackass, it's called steel, which is something called strong.

My T/A can tear the shit out of that fag's gay BMW.

I remember the good ol days when if someone wasn't driving a muscle car, you'd shoot them.
by Spartans! November 9, 2004
mugGet the muscle carmug.

mirror muscles

The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
by Robertito August 4, 2012
mugGet the mirror musclesmug.

Mario Muscle

The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.
That kid games a lot, he prolly has a huge mario muscle
by Brad S. February 7, 2005
mugGet the Mario Musclemug.

muscle tee

A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both
Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”
by Tracy not Tori March 2, 2018
mugGet the muscle teemug.

Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.
There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today
by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
mugGet the Muscle guymug.

Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.
mugGet the Muscle Fatsmug.

Share this definition