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A straight dog!! A guy that knows what he wants and grabs it by the horns and takes it. Lunsford‘s tell the truth with no reservations and don’t sugarcoat it or hide it like the average estrogen pumped male. Also considered to be extremely well endowed, so much so to the point that a Lunsford frequently finds his long cack stuck in closed doors, accidentally flushed down the toilet, or left dragging from home while driving down the highway while the shaft derails nearby trains and causes cars to flip.
Tour Guide: “And here we find ourselves in the Sistine Chapel, and if you look up you may notice there is a gaping hole in Michelangelos ceiling. That was caused six months ago when a Lunsford was visiting and got slightly aroused.”
Scott: “Did you see that fat cack laying across the road?”
Dave: “Yeah, must be a Lunsford that forgot to coil it up before he left for work.”
Fox News: “BREAKING, we just received word that the newly built world trade center has been struck and has collapsed. Early reports are saying that a Lunsford stood 500 ft from the building and intentionally unzipped his jeans while screaming “Release the Kraken!” .”
Scott: “Did you see that fat cack laying across the road?”
Dave: “Yeah, must be a Lunsford that forgot to coil it up before he left for work.”
Fox News: “BREAKING, we just received word that the newly built world trade center has been struck and has collapsed. Early reports are saying that a Lunsford stood 500 ft from the building and intentionally unzipped his jeans while screaming “Release the Kraken!” .”
by Armenianthief January 20, 2023
Get the Lunsford mug.Lunse is a person that, if it entered your life, you will know it before even knowing it's last name, as it is their way to befriend people. Lunse is also a person who is really above your level in an intelectual way that makes you to want to keep up with theirs. Apart from that Luses are strangelly spontaneous, you can stay months without knowing nothing about them that they randomly apears out of nowher whith a different punchline each time just to great you.
As strangers Lunses are really shy and takes their time to start socialising and uses various pseudonyms , trying to be mysterious and insteresting.
As strangers Lunses are really shy and takes their time to start socialising and uses various pseudonyms , trying to be mysterious and insteresting.
-Bro, It's like I know him for all my life, but I don't even know his name
-Don't worry He is acting like a lunse
-Don't worry He is acting like a lunse
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2. Where you at? Abe's trying to kick it.
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2. Where you at? Abe's trying to kick it.
3. Abe Luntsworth and I are just hanging out on my porch.
4. Don't worry dude the party won't be lame. Abe will be there.
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