lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see

justin parks is such a lard ass

by alex s. November 15, 2004

Lard Love

The special love that only 2 tubby blokes and some animal fat lubricant can share.

That Gary Spender and Ponce Mckelvey partake in Lard love you can tell by the way the little one walks.

They're both so loney that they could only get each other and some lard.

by Tuna & Cheese Poonani December 14, 2004

lardon

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009

Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 27, 2012

lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

lardass

1. A fatass
2. The white solid or semisolid rendered fat of a hog's ass

When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass.

by Denny Tang February 10, 2003

lard lover

One who enjoys a deep-fried life.

Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.

Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.

"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005