the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018

Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011

Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Fiesta Lotionizing

the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.

Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?

by Mr.Ouhl is hot January 9, 2011

sex lotion

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Ass Lotion

When you fill your girlfriend/ wife’s asshole full of lotion and begin a pounding; after you cum, you take that same lotion and rub it all over her body.

Hey babe, do you want some of that ass lotion tonight?

by StinkyPinky69 June 21, 2021

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

by poo licker October 2, 2003