Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006

Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

Unexplained lightning powers

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.

Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.

by Phineas1337 December 18, 2009

Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 7, 2010

hit by Lightning

Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.

Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off.

Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck.

Mental home receptionist: How can I help you?
Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help.

by Anonymous Mat January 5, 2009

Spear Of Lightning

the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation

"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"

by So Much Sass February 9, 2009