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hell bent for leather

To be totally metal, generally related to Judas Priest, motorcycles, and being fast.
That dude looked like he was hell bent for leather.
by ross koby May 11, 2008
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leather jacket foreskin

someone who usually keeps to themselves and is unpopular or a loser. The "leather jacket foreskin" is king of the foreskins and is therefore a much bigger loser than the rest of his foreskin crew. Usually people with the name "dylan Bretherton" are reffered to as leather jacket foreskins because they are bullied by their peers.
guy 1: hey did you see dylan at the party
guy 2: no. he never goes to parties
guy 1: hes such a leather jacket foreskin
guy 2: i heard he got bummed by taylor nastri
by foresKIN May 15, 2013
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leatherface

For any uncircumcised men: pulling your foreskin over your balls. Used in extreme situations to prevent imminent hookups.
Damnit, dude, got home and bitch was rotten, had to pull out the leatherface and chase her out of the house.
by Phatty-Tony August 3, 2007
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leather cheeri-o

a chaffed, unwashed ass hole; a asshole that looks painful to have
I was going to shrimp this girl but she had a leather cheeri-o.
by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008
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gabh mo leithscéal

Pronounced "gaw - maw - leshkale". Irish phrase meaning "excuse me". Common everyday phrase in Ireland, used most often perhaps by old men who, when "surprised" by a fart they just emitted, offer this as a kind of peacemaking gesture. His thinking - "maybe they won't walk away in disgust if I excuse myself in Irish. At least that way they'll know I'm not a Black and Tan". The phrase may also be used by babies who have thrown up all over the kitchen table, as they know saying this will mean the father won't think his wife had an affair with a Black and Tan, and the mother won't think her husband slept with a prostitute on his "business trip" in Taiwan. Why this in any way proves that I don't know. But anyone who says gabh mo leathscéil deserves your respect, nay, downright fucking admiration. You Black and Tan cunt.

Also, a polite expression often used after the killing of a Black and Tan and his family, to excuse the action.
Old man: *prrrrrrrrbbbffffffttttt* (fart) "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Bystander: "I salute you, Irish hero" *prrrbbbfffttt* "OOOOHHHHHH, gaw maw leshkale."
Old man: HE SPELT IT WRONG!!! YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU BLACK AND TAN CUNT I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

Baby: *pukes all over kitchen table* "OOOOOHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Father: "I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONORRHEA!!!"

Irish hero: *kills Black and Tan* "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal".
Bystander: "Don't excuse yourself, he was just a fucking Black and Tan. Let's bury him under a tree and piss on the tree and knock it down for some reason".
by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008
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Lyndsay Leisher

The most wonderful girl on the face of the earth! Beautiful, sexy, funny, smart, wonderful in everyway. When you see her you can't help but be happy :). AMAZING AT DANCE! When she loves someone she truely loves that person with all her heart and the other person always knows it :). She's caring, honest, and lovable, cuddly. O and if she's blonde your in luck that means she the best kind of girl you can ever have. She can make your day and you don't know whats coming next :). She's undescribable!
Lyndsay Leisher is the cooliest person ever met!
by RedSox#1 December 7, 2010
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Leather

The state of the penis between flaccid and erect.

First used in this meaning by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show 3/8/11.
I saw a hot chick and she gave me leather.
by Ace Fan March 24, 2011
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