life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 18, 2012

leechin

to be "stuck" on someone or something

Stephen was leechin all over Amy.

David couldn't stop leechin about the fight he saw.

by Rosette May 1, 2008

Leeching

When you put a large gauge needle in your forearm vein and pull the syringe out , leaving your vein open and a large stream of blood pouring down your arm.

You then proceed to masturbate with the blood as lubrication. You may only remove the needle after you cum.
can be done with both arms if you have a partner.

"sorry sir my son cant make class today, he was double leeching last night and lost a fair amount of blood"

by Mr Sister Fister February 5, 2015

UD leecher

A person who often looks through Urban dictionary (especially the new definition) in order to show everyone he/she communicates with how cool and modern is he/she by using these definitions all the time.

-Why is she speaking so strange all the time?
-Oh she's an UD leecher.

by Seeder September 5, 2007

leech

a really annoying person who thinks they're your best friend just because you lent them your pencil and, despite all your efforts to make them go away, latches onto you and sucks the fun out of everything, and generally makes life totally suckish

Dude, don't get too friendly with the new kid, I heard he's a total leech

by Erica10 August 18, 2007

leecoye

A fucking dumbass redheaded retard that goes insane at the smallest problem and sais "get it son" all of the time.

nancy- " dont freak out man, your acting like such a leecoye".
james- " shut the fuck up bitch ".

by Henry h20 August 11, 2006