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Law Firm 

A firm of lawyers or a firm of attorneys, both nouns being interchangable.
I was tired of losing my car insurance and paying an arm and a leg so I hired an entire lawfirm for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us!
Law Firm by lawman July 1, 2004
Related Words
lawl Lawrence Lawn Mower Law Lawson lawyer lawlz lawd Lawn Dart lawn

Law of wrong way 

The law of wrong way states that: "While driving in the city, any missed or wrong turn and subsequent backtracking to find your original route will be met by frustratingly slow moving traffic and red lights at every intersection.

Many, if not all of these red lights will be Full-cycle red lights."
While trying to find the corporate building downtown, I missed my turn and ended up backtracking an extra 3 miles, through 4 busy intersections, while following two old ladies, a Vespa scooter and a garbage truck. The law of wrong way was in effect.

Needless to say, I missed the Boss's luncheon and didn't get the promotion. FML.
Law of wrong way by Markwonder October 28, 2010

law-in-law 

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.
My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law
law-in-law by omgwhiz April 13, 2020

Law abiding citizen

It's intended to shake people up, to do what you want and no way a serious threat. Playful
If you don't do as I say I will law abiding citizen on your ass
Look, Gio, here comes my girlfriend, the law dog
law dog by eric b. February 5, 2003

Law of the Zhongguo 

Any interaction, strange taste or smell, near-death-experience or other such event occurring in mainland China that is inexplicable to the foreigners experiencing it.

"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
example one:

Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."

example two:

Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."