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Text lag

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.
(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
mugGet the Text lagmug.

getting lagging

the process by which by one gets intoxicated
yo homebag, me and the mandems are getting lagging tonite!
by jsilley February 28, 2010
mugGet the getting laggingmug.

nick lags

A phrase used to describe a person with a huge, monster cock, who usually has a ripped/built body.
Girl 1 - You hangout with that hot drummer last night?
Girl 2 - Yeah, he was a real nick lags if you know what I mean.
by Marion Crane December 13, 2006
mugGet the nick lagsmug.

Het lag

When you grow up immersed in a culture of compulsory heterosexuality and labour under the misapprehension that you must be straight. Het lag typically lasts for years or decades.

It is particularly prevalent among those who do not experience a strong sense of romantic or sexual attraction to any sex or gender, and therefore have less obvious counter-evidence to the assumption of heterosexuality than those who experience strong same-sex/same-gender attraction. This is typically exacerbated by the lack of LGBTQIA+ education in schools and lack of awareness in many communities.

However, it is not exclusively experienced by people who identify under the asexual and/or aromantic umbrellas. Anyone whose sexuality is not the exclusively heterosexual 'default' that widespread social norms teach them to expect may experience het lag.

Originally coined in a tweet by Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing):
"Mistyped it as 'het lag' so now we have a term for when you grow up thinking you're straight."
So, folks: how long were you 'het lagged' for?

I was het lagged for about 30 years... :o
by Ace_Editor April 11, 2019
mugGet the Het lagmug.

myspace lag

Its when Myspace goes crazy and it takes forever to go to a new page and makes you want to yell.
by Camille sdt November 17, 2007
mugGet the myspace lagmug.

lag bag

wow... ChangeOfSeason is such a lag bag
by -The Hand of Justice May 3, 2006
mugGet the lag bagmug.

Tinder Lag

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches
by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018
mugGet the Tinder Lagmug.

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