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Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025
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Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.
“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”
by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022
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Krispy Kramp

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.
Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.
by Coke Can June 5, 2018
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Krispy

Man, that high five was krispy!
by KICKIN IT WITH KODY August 8, 2025
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Krispy Kreme Dinner

When you pull out and jizz on their butthole and then proceed to eat that ass.
Hey, yo did you hear Jay and Jacinta has a Krispy Kreme dinner last night?
by Kreme Masta August 30, 2020
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Rice Krispy Treat

A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.
i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯
by fjanzjdnzjxhs July 31, 2021
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Krispy

When you dont have sex in a while you become Krispy.
Hey you guys want to go out? My boy rican is krispy lets make something happen!
by SICKFREDO June 7, 2018
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