chief keef bag

the ultimate item that is only owned by the gods and the ones blessed by them. also it poggers.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CHIEF KEEF BAG!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

by chief keef09834 April 19, 2022

O'Keeffe

When male ejaculation gets splattered into the left eye of a male partner. If the right eye get's hit instead, it's called a "Donnelly" in some circles.

Example #1: Jimmy and I tried to O'Keeffe last night, but he flinched and we Donnelly'd instead.

by sedins November 23, 2011

keef thief

When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.

Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.

Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.

by longdongsilverman March 4, 2010

kweef

(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.

Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.

by Miner 69'er September 14, 2008

kheelan

The dankest person you will ever meet. Looks and sounds like a monkey. Possibly born in 1738.

Dank dank dank Kheelan Safe Safe Safe

by kezman123 September 12, 2016

Chief Keef

(Verb) To take or obtain something, possibly illegally

Bobby: Hey David what are you doing right now?

David: Nothing much, I gotta go Chief Keef some vodka for these stupid high school kids. They’re paying good though so no biggie. I can hang afterward though.

by FRICK NOGGERS March 6, 2019

keef

Dank badass marijuana, normally very light green/white in overall appearance. One or Two-hit shit.

man, I'm sick of Schwizz... Think you could dig up a bag of fine keef?

by Camel Kid May 6, 2005