Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first

Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped

by aza_uk March 6, 2015

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.

Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.

by Miscorunco November 7, 2022

Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.

Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle

by juffmongoose February 14, 2012

kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups

Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town

by Mean Sel August 29, 2020

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021