Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Extremelysmall penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.