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B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023
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Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary
Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.
by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021
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Judge Dredd

A loner by nature Judge Dredd lives his life by the letter of the Law. He judges and discards all friends and offenders that he comes across without sympathy, remorse, or doubt. That is until he is falsely accused, framed, and sentenced unjustly. He realizes his own harsh judgements and pride have left him isolated and vulnerable with only the Truth and fate to protect him.
Judge Dredd over there isn't fooling anyone he's just afraid of being hurt.
by FedExMan October 29, 2021
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Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?
Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025
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Judge Mathis

In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.
Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.
by Dblankity May 8, 2015
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Penisfaced Judge

A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.
by Rennystar June 14, 2019
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