jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009

Jizzillow

The act of ejaculating onto or into a pillow; then placing it back on the bed and having the other person lay there head on it.

"Haha man, I just made this bitch sleep on the jizzillow."

by Chicken_Butt October 8, 2009

Jazzikoff

To wack off while smoking WEED.

When i get home i'm totally going to Jazzikoff

by coolioson June 10, 2010

jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.

The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.

by layinitoutlikeitis November 7, 2011

jazzicak

Another word for oranges.

Roofus: Hey, what you eating?
Mohammed: Just some Jazzicaks!!
Roofus: Aren't you meant to be blowing something up?
Mohammed: Oh, you're right! Do you want the rest of my jazzicaks?
Roofus: Do they have grenades in them?
Mohammed: Uh, um, well, see ya later! Well... maybe not.

by Jazzicak Nommer January 12, 2012

jizzilian

The removal of hair, either pubic or otherwise, soiled by dried semen.

"Hey what's with Jenny's bald spot?" "Oh, I heard she got a jizzilian today"

by skillsaw604 July 23, 2012

jizzility

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.

"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"

by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013