Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un

Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno

by Benjamin that goat from elite April 25, 2018

Kim Jong Uno

A North Korean Penis

"I want that Kim Jong Uno Inside me daddy"

by Benjamin that goat from elite April 25, 2018

Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022

bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay January 28, 2011

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 06, 2025