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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!
OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
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Mak kim jong

a nickname for hendry wira, an ex for cyn and kat. a very straight person
ask mak kim jong to the pub, he wont go. such a straight person
by henkimmak November 28, 2021
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The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.
Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
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Luuk De Jong

Luuk De Jong scored another header
by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022
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Southpark Kim Jong-un

Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*

Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.
Southpark Kim Jong-un......More like North Korea Kim Jong-un!
Ha! A real knee-slapper!
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
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