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Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
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johanth

The maniac who does too much work. Usually likes girls but gets burnt when he takes his shot. Can be a bitch mostly.
The dude is such a Johanth.
by Th3_Writ3r March 18, 2022
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Johntrol

When someone goes in a bathroom to get control of oneself.
Ned used Johntrol today at work because, it was getting hectic.
by Dirtyrootball81 March 18, 2022
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Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
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johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
by Pussy fag April 7, 2022
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Johnethyn

THAT JOHNETHYN IS LIKE FO
by WarWolf0608 imagine bru April 19, 2022
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johnathanjacksonthethird

Yo it’s johnathanjacksonthethird
by Johnathanjacksonthethird April 19, 2022
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