John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

by The Word Dude November 11, 2011

john dimaggio

One of the best voice actors ever. Known for his work on:
-Bender from Futurama
-Jake the dog from Adventure Time
-Marcus Phoenix from Gears of War
-Schnitzel from Chowder

And several other popular characters

Did you hear John DiMaggio voices almost every side-character on Futurama besides Billy West?

by Julebug123 April 15, 2015

John dated Kay

When someone named John dates someone named Kay

Hey guess what, John dated Kay

by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018

john delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

John Adriano

c o m p l i c a t e d with a garnish of love poems and parsley for flavoring.

"I went to BOA Steakhouse and ate the special John Adriano."

by Determinate May 12, 2021

Pulling a St John

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

John Turturro

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

by derek finley October 11, 2004