Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023

Dirty Joette

When a woman is riding coboy stylr and you ejaculate inside her . When she dismounts you she rides up on you and deposits the contents in your belly button.

Hay Brittany, I was with this guy last night and when I was done I gave him a "Dirty Joette" and filled him to the rim. I don't think he liked it

by Wraith371 February 23, 2019

jorts

Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.

Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.

by Tom LaFauci April 12, 2006

joerb

The way South Park rednecks pronounce "job", specifically in the Goobacks episode (#806).

They tek urr joerbs! (They took our jobs!)

by chrane October 13, 2005

Johnny Joestar

A lovely and beautiful cowboy, in SBR/ part 7 of jjba! With a cowboy boyfriend named Gyro Zeppeli<3

Gyro: “Johnny Joestar Come here!”
Johnny: “What is it Gyro?..”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

JoeToe

A white guy/girl version of the spanish slang word meaning gay.

Guy: "what did you do that for!!!?"
Guy2: "what? what??? do what?"
Guy: "you stupid JoeToe! You didn't check the room!!!"
Guy2: "yah?! well you DIDN'T even have your door unlocked! who's the JoeToe now????!!!"

by Mrs.SaucyPants-that's-me-bitch January 13, 2009

joern

Joern is a fun guy who likes the beach, and is very fond of surfing. Although, he isn't a guy built for it. He usually eats quite a bit, and he gets quite big because of it. He can be charming and kind when he wants something, but can be the complete opposite as well. You wouldn’t want to be around when he is in a bad mood. He can have lots of family problems, and he isn’t very good at all at relationships. He is rather manipulative, abusive and nobody wants to be around him.

Today, Joern decided to punch his kids against a wall.

by RealLifeFacts :) May 30, 2021