Jess

An ungrateful bitch that lies about everything if u love her stop even if she says she does she's lying she lies and lies and doesn't stop she is a dickhea that can't stop herself from lying if u love her stop seriously just fucking stop she hates u
Wow Jess dumped me and then told me everything was a lie she's such an ungrateful bitch
by U gotta believe me October 14, 2015
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Jess

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!
Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!
by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020
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Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.
Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?
by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013
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jess

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.
Girl1: "Omg did you see Jess last night?"
Guy1: "See her? I fucked her!"
by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016
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Jesse

Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself

*Jesse plans to show her this definition her
by OfficiallyMemes May 21, 2018
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Jesse

A man who spends all of his time playing pubg and ignoring his wife. Known for having thumb cramps and dry eyes from not blinking. But rarely gets chicken dinners.
Oh no! Jovanny is being a Jesse again.
by JoanB July 23, 2018
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