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Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3
Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)
by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025
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Jarred

Jarred is a name used for people who sleep all day and eat too much food, jarred is normally known for e-dating online and also never taking showers.
Jarred is also known for having no neck or chin.
Jarred never showers and loves food too much
by PaulGeorge300 June 26, 2025
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Jered

Steals all the Hennessy and hellcats, as well as watermelon and koolaid
Let’s go spin the block with “Jered”
by Bigass Schlong July 12, 2025
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Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.
"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."
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Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.
Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”
by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020
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pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.
He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022
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