Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!
by supadoop October 09, 2020
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Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
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Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.
Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.
by Daychick November 22, 2020
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jeep building syndrome

jeep building syndrome is a very sad one, its when you build jeeps every few seconds without consent :(
Ah shit not again! i made another one... i think i have jeep building syndrome
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
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Fat Jeeps

by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018
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Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair
Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.
by Ninja doge May 24, 2024
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steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade
Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets
by Expligatory November 23, 2010
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