chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.
Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep
Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023

by Fpt125 May 28, 2016

by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
