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chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
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Jeep gang

Jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang.
Me: jeep gang

Squad:jeep gang
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023
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I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.
Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023
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shot a jeep

Alternative description for flipping someone off, giving someone the bird, etc...
That dude cut me off, so I rolled down my window and shot a jeep at him.
by Fpt125 May 28, 2016
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Fat Jeeps

Hank loves driving his fat jeeps.
by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018
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JEEP

He's driving a JEEP. He's beating his meat 364 days a year.
by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022
mugGet the JEEPmug.

Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
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