Janglefest

The act of physically and mentally destroying an opponent by spin moving and faking your way around them

Damn that was a huge Janglefest by bobby

by SM THE GANGSTER October 1, 2009

Jangleberries

An expression of dislike, used to replace many negative adjectives.

Oh Jangleberries, I just dropped my car keys down a manhole!

--"Jane, you missed the mid-term today!"
--"Jangleberries!"

by Dripafwar May 6, 2010

Jangle

V. When you tie a bell to your balls and dangle them in a female's face

Do you like Bojangles....?
Yeah, sure.
How about when I jangles these balls in your face?

I jangled them in front of her. It was Christmas Eve, I couldn't just dangle them.

by Dump em out, llc November 4, 2015

jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression

I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Jangler

Someone who claims he'll do something in the short term future, but sits back and waits for someone else to actually do it. Then the jangler claims credit for it.

The jangler will get someone to sort that

by Meh6 June 23, 2016

jangleflang

When you throw jingle bells at someone on christmas day and it bounces off their enormous forehead

"yo bro i jangleflanged jimmy yesterday, it was super funny"

by Jangleflang Guru May 29, 2016

Jangle Booty

When a person has or is known to have a deflated or saggy butt.

Guy 1: Damn son, look at that fine thang!

Guy 2: Nah man, don't waste your time, she got a jangle booty.

by TheSaltySpatoon June 13, 2016