ITALIANS

the best looking people in the whole world....absolutly gorgeous

look at that Italian

by elster May 5, 2005

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

italian

All i have to say is ferrari and lamborghini

Wow italians make nice cars

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Hot Italian

when you stick your penis in to the girls pussy and let it "marinate" or in other words let it sit there and sit there . and while your at it do something worthy like watch tv or read a magazine .

i gave her a Hot Italian for 3 hours last night , and read the whole harry potter book .

A.K.A Anthony Scardigli =)

by justin and john February 12, 2005

Italiaboo

A person born in a country that is not Italy but thinks they are Italian because of some old italian great-grandfather or something.
They worship pizza, but forget to put salt in their Barilla pasta, love to watch soccer but only know a couple of famous italian players; they also go around saying random italian words with a weird pronunciation on a daily basis like "ciao bella", "grazie" e other things they heard on Jersey Shore or Buddy Valastro's Cake Boss. The only car brand that truly matter are Ferrari, Lamborghini e Maserati.
Might even sing lyrics or opera thinking they are so cultured.
For an Italiaboo breadsticks are not the same thing as grissini.

"God, my art teacher is such a Italiaboo."
"Really? Does he drive a Fiat 500 perhaps?"
"No, but he always comes to class with his italian bread and always wears one of his favorites shirts that says STRAIGHT OUTTA ROME."
"Has he ever even been to Italy?"
"Not once, but says he dreams of going one day."

by Loryisnotanerd November 16, 2016

Italian Scrub Down

Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.

You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.

by CoGoHighSign November 19, 2011

Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.

His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007