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Italiaboo 

A person born in a country that is not Italy but thinks they are Italian because of some old italian great-grandfather or something.
They worship pizza, but forget to put salt in their Barilla pasta, love to watch soccer but only know a couple of famous italian players; they also go around saying random italian words with a weird pronunciation on a daily basis like "ciao bella", "grazie" e other things they heard on Jersey Shore or Buddy Valastro's Cake Boss. The only car brand that truly matter are Ferrari, Lamborghini e Maserati.
Might even sing lyrics or opera thinking they are so cultured.
For an Italiaboo breadsticks are not the same thing as grissini.
"God, my art teacher is such a Italiaboo."
"Really? Does he drive a Fiat 500 perhaps?"
"No, but he always comes to class with his italian bread and always wears one of his favorites shirts that says STRAIGHT OUTTA ROME."
"Has he ever even been to Italy?"
"Not once, but says he dreams of going one day."
Italiaboo by Loryisnotanerd November 16, 2016
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Italiano 

the language spoken in Italy directly from Latin (the lanuage of ancient romans)

p.s. sorry for my english i hope that is all correct but i'm really italian and i speak english not too well.
here some italian (in italiano) phrases:
"ciao, come stai?" ===> "hi, how are you?"
"mi chiamo Antonio, piacere (di conoscerti!" ===> "my name is antonio, nice to meet you!"
"dov'è la stazione?" ===> "where is the train station?"
"grazie!" ===> "thank's!"
Italiano by wash87 April 3, 2007

italiafro 

An ethnic hair type, typically dark in color, among those of Italian descent that characterizes itself by extreme thickness and unusual puffiness. Perpetually unwieldy and uncooperative when cut in all styles and lengths and even when ungodly amounts of various hair products are employed, including, but not limited to, gels, mooses, sprays, and waxes.
Cristiano: Dude, hurry up! We're gonna be late for the movie!

Anthony: Sorry, bro. My italiafro is acting up again.
italiafro by Mike A. G. October 21, 2006

Italiabama 

The part of Long Island, NY that is so insular and self-isolated that could be mistaken for a town in Alabama or Mississippi.

Hard Rs are just as prevalent as Italian restaurants and it is assumed that everyone is Catholic. Everyone is born, lives, and dies within 10 minutes of their childhood home.
Sara: "Wow that was pretty insensitive!?"
Vinny: "Sorry, I know I just spent the holidays with my family back in Italiabama. I didn't have the most open-minded upbringing."
Italiabama by MrMet93 July 8, 2021

Italiangoat 

the act of gouging out another person"s eyeball then slitting his/her throat
Dude! Did you just Italiangoat him?
Italiangoat by Fishballssss August 10, 2015

Italiarmo 

It is a mix of an armenian and an Italian.
That Italiarmo is hot!
Italiarmo by S September 1, 2004

Esercito Italiano 

Is like the Army in USA. It is operative in Nato Base (Napoli, Sigonella, Verona ecc.).
Recently (from the 2004) recruitment it happens only for the volunteers, therefore it is a army of specializes. I am fierce to have made the military service in the Italian Army, in 1982 it was still obligatory.
I had opportunity to make friends with american service, expecially US Navy and Air Force. I remember with pleasure Sara J. and Katherine N., ciao.
The constricption period in Esercito Italiano was one year long.