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issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.
Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.
by gettingignorant June 20, 2021
mugGet the issues hogmug.

relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".
"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."
by Vatu November 28, 2019
mugGet the relax the issuemug.

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
by Sexydimma September 23, 2016
mugGet the dish issuesmug.

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.
My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.
by landbaby1 November 1, 2013
mugGet the proximity issuesmug.

issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.
Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".
by BayBayBay March 27, 2009
mugGet the issue wisemug.

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect
aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin
by kobracharmer April 19, 2018
mugGet the lit issuemug.

Dead the issue

I kept telling her to leave ole dude alone but she wouldn’t listen so I had to dead the issue
by Yomommasbihh January 8, 2022
mugGet the Dead the issuemug.

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