Ipod

A mp3 player that can hold 1GB to 60GB (depending on what you get). It is also something that people complain alot about because of it's short battery life. I think that people should stop complaining about it and dont buy one...cuz if you think it's so bad...why do you buy it?...fucktards

Bob:Hey i bought an Ipod, haha you can't afford it
Dan:i heard they really suck
Bob:it's a matter of opinion, if you too cheap to replace parts, then don't buy it
Dan: fine, i'll go buy a creative mp3 player...everyone has been talking about those
Bob: whatever....faggot

by Tucan Sam December 8, 2006

iPod

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 6, 2006

iPod

Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.

Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!

by PowerCod June 2, 2008

iPod

an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.

She used the iPod to survive from the drowning submarine.

by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011

Ipod

Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?

Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod!!!!
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..

by Madison pwns your mom ;D August 4, 2008

iPod

A Racist piece of equipment

Dude #1: What color iPod did you get?
Dude #2: Black
Dude #1: Racist son of a bitch!!

by EVDW March 8, 2009

iPod

An mp3 player, made by Apple. Plays music, fits in your pocket, and has a camera, just like any mp3 player should. It may be pricey, but if you look at the iPod touch/iPhone, it may be worth the extra money. It can hold more music than what most people have, which is a good thing, in case you want to add more music. It's more durable than most mp3 players(I dropped mine down a staircase a couple times, and the floor it hit was concrete, and it still works perfectly). You can surf the internet, browse YouTube, mess with countless fun apps, use a calculator to help you with bills or math homework, detonate a bomb(I swear to God, there's an app for that, FPSRussia did it), start your car, call your friends(iPhone), auto-tune your voice, film an elephant for some reason, and a bunch of other crap.

The old iPods were meh, though. Most would recommend a Touch.

This iPod kicks ass. I'm watching FluffeeTalks in English class!

by CimeraxZZ August 26, 2011